A Moment With Mother


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Yesterday Mom and I were talking about unpleasant medical tests. She not-so-fondly recalled some über-nasty procedures she was forced to undergo before working at a daycare centre many years back. Everybody's concerned that you don't give the kids a disease, she explained, shrewdly noting, but nobody cares what the kids give to you! They can have worms, they can throw up on you...

She was right: Teachers and educational support staff walk into microscopic war zones each day at school, and it's every man for himself out there (figuratively-speaking). Other people's little angels are like snipers that pick off the grown-ups one by one with sneezes, coughing, and bathroom issues. They are nothing more than agents of germ warfare, a microbe-militia that infiltrate the adult world, handling their weapons with dexterous ease and releasing their poison with deadly precision. Their most sinister stratagem: Innocence. As long as they're cute, what can you do?

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